Category Archives: Loose Ends
don’t jump.
I know you’re sad you have to go back to work today, and it’s like hurricane ida outside, and your umbrella broke , so now it just flops around and stabs random angry strangers on the metro who yell at … Continue reading
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dude you’re hott.
I know you’re all about to fall in love 5 seconds after looking at these photos but consider yourself warned. Someone at capslock already called dibs. The boy you are about to fall in love with teaches science to little … Continue reading
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new best friend
this weekend i took a little road trip back to pittsburgh, pa to meet the only real tv star worth knowing, ashley. you may know her from rock of love bus or charm school but we now know her as … Continue reading
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gothic morning.
I walked by this yard, and felt a brush of cold, musty air. As I was taking the picture, an ancient, witchy-looking woman lifted up the window shutter, eyed me through the black bars and rose bushes, then vanished. I … Continue reading
Filed under Loose Ends, Photography
unlock me.
halloween preview. world’s best chastity belt. capslockkills.
Filed under Fashion, Loose Ends, Photography
scream it: ode to karen o.
ya, ya, ya, we’ve been whacked over the head with the obvious: the world would be a grittier, better-dressed, and all-together more fluorescent place if we all emulated karen o. So why must I give you one more small bump, … Continue reading
Filed under Loose Ends, Love, Music
metro accessible camping.
Suddenly, capslock needed to go to the great sepia-toned outdoors! But then we remembered that we were in the middle of DC. But don’t worry, we found camping accessible by metro! And a cab. We ventured … Continue reading
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guest drop: capslock’s first stalker sex column, “only the names are changed”
I should have known better when she told me her name. You can’t trust people with three part names. Just like John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, James Earl Ray, Mark David Chapman… I should have known Jamie Hollis-Castor was … Continue reading
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capslock, mark-anthony and byt on h street.
Capslock’s coming out party may be scheduled for April, but there’s a chance we already “came out” to Brightest Young Things at about 2:30 am on H Street. After a lackluster evening wearing jumpsuits and … Continue reading
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This week in cAPSLOCKKILLS…
In music, we explored Coeur de Pirate, our newest little French singing sensation. In case you missed it early Monday morning, check her out here. You all got the big news about cAPSLOCKKILLS’ european bureau opening in Seville. To celebrate, … Continue reading
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