dear flight vx97 seat 10A,
i’m sorry i never responded to your texts/calls/emails/invitations etc. i’m not interested. no, not even for coffee. but since i was such a massive bitch and we’ve been seated next to each other through some disgusting twist of fate, i suppose i can be nice to you for the 5 hour flight. but jeez, kid, stop coming on so strong, you’re freaking out the woman in the aisle seat. and i’m about to throw myself out that emergency exit. fate, you evil bitch, i’ve learned my lesson. i’ll be nicer.
xx,
10B